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You know how it goes. You're a novice, unsure if the hit you're getting is from the weed or the nicotine. You're not sure about this new dealer you've been buying from. It's 5 a.m. in the morning and you want to know if there's any point going to bed. You're about to go to work but you need to know if there's any hangover from the night before. FACT IS: it's sometimes hard to tell just how caned you are. But!! Drew is on the case! Here, the product of a night's smoking itself, is the ultimate testing program..... AM I STONED? Take our ten-question test and receive the definitive answer! You can receive up to 10 points for each question, thus producing a DHQ score (Dope Head Quotient) between 0-100. Compare this to our scale at the end of the quiz.... and establish whether or not you can risk that last spliff! NOTE: This program does not add your score up for you. You have to do it yourself. This is not laziness on the programmer's part: there's a good reason for this, which you'll find out! In each case the scores for the question are given before the next. Please be as honest and spontaneous as possible: the test only applies here and now: forget what you'd do on a normal day, we're testing immediate responses here! The ten questions cover all possible ways in which cannabis affects you:
OK, are you ready? Here's question one: If you had the choice, which of these albums a) The Aphex Twin: 'Selected Ambient Works' | ||