Bucol-2: The Home of Og (Ruler of the Universe,
Feb 2005 - )
page is dedicated to Og, the greatest of all the characters in Blake's
7. The page is being hosted by Og's friend Steve
was elected Ruler of the Universe at Redemption
2005 in February 2005, a post he will hold until the next election
at Redemption 2007.
Here is a picture of him preparing for his hustings speech:
Redemption, Og made friends with Mr Moley:
of Og's friends is Harriet, who has made this idol of the great
Og, for which Og is truly grateful:
The latest addition to the Og family was made by Tracey and these two pictures show all four Ogs together:
Blake's 7 has now been rereleased
in its original form with Og restored to his rightful place in each
episode, and so it gives great pleasure to present:
The Og episode
guide to Blake's 7
|Here is season one. Steve wrote most
of it with some lines from Gina.
|A1: The Way Back
|Og had started to rebuild the resistance
with help from his assistant Bran Foster. They had decided that
Og should be the figure head, being such a popular rebel, but
a young upstart called Roj Blake wanted to take control. Foster,
a misguided but loyal Og fan, framed Blake for child molesting.
Og was outraged and killed Foster.
|A2: Space Fall
|Blake is on the prison ship The London.
Og steals a powerful ship called the Liberator and rescues Blake
along with two other prisoners, Avon and Jenna.
|A3: Cygnus Alpha.
|Og and his crew continue to the prison
planet where they also rescue Vila and Gan, but not before Og
bravely fights and kills the mad priest Vargas.
|A4: Time Squad
|On a mission to destroy a Federation
communication base, Og falls in love with a mysterious guerrila
called Cally. They make love in the sand and then destroy the
base. Og gets back on the ship and finds it overrun by nutters
that Blake had defrosted. Og single-handidly kills them all.
|A5: The Web
|Og starts sleeping with Gan, so Cally
takes solace in the arms of Jenna However, the Liberator gets
caught in a big web. Og teleports down to a nearby planet and
starts collecting decimas for a new game he has invented called
Spin the Decima. Og teaches Saymon how to play in return for
him releasing the Liberator. Saymon and the Decimas live happily
together eternally greatful to Og for resolving their conflict.
|Og plans a raid on a communications
centre to steal a decoding device, but he lets Blake take charge
of the mission. Blake cocks it up and Cally gets captured. Meanwhile,
Servalan hires Travis to track down Og. Travis accepts because
he fancies Avon something rotten. Obviously, this being the
Federation, Travis claims that his real motivation is his hatred
of Og. But as everyone loves Og, nobody believes him. We are
treated to a long and graphic scene where Travis strips and
tortures Cally. Og single handidly rescues her. To comfort her
after all that hurt, Og and Jenna simultaneously make love with
|A7: Mission to Destiny
|Og turns into his alter ego SherlOg
Holmes to solve a mystery on a strange ship called the Ortega
going around in circles. Og, Avon, Blake and Cally teleport
across. While Og is working on the problem, he sends his errand
boy Blake to deliver an important neutrotope. As usual, Blake
cocks things up and forgets to take it with him. Og has sex
with Sara, who in the heat of passion confesses her crimes.
|Og and Travis are transported down to
a planet to fight each other for the pleasure of two strange
women. Travis gets a mutoid to help him. Og refuses all help
and wins easily. Og captures one of the bats and uses it as
a condom when he has sex with Sinofar and Giroc
|A9: Project Avalon
|With help from Soolin (disguised as
a mutoid), Servalan and Travis capture rebel leader Avalon and
make a duplicate. Og sends Blake down to the planet to rescue
Avalon, but he cocks it up and rescues the duplicate instead.
Og discovers this when he has sex with the duplicate. Og decides
to do the job properly himself and takes the duplicate back
and swaps it for the real one. The next day, Og realises he
should have kept the duplicate as it is better in bed than the
|Gan throws a wobbler and Og realises
the limiter is malfunctioning Blake wants to find a neurosurgeon,
but Og doesn't trust Blake after his run of cock ups. Og performs
brain surgery on Gan, and Gan recovers. Out of gratitude, Gan
has sex with Og.
|Og talks Sarkoff into returning to his
planet and resuming his presidency. He leaves Blake in charge
on the Liberator, who cocks it up and lets a bunch of pirates
take over. Jenna disarms the pirates using the neat kick them
in the hip martial arts trick that Og taught her. Og has sex
|Og sends Blake down to investigate a
crashed space shuttle, but he cocks it up and gets captured
by cavemen. Og goes down with Avon. Avon takes the injured pilot
back to the Liberator. The pilot, despite being nearly dead,
takes control of the Liberator and flies away. Og meets Meegat,
who correctly recognises him as the promised saviour of her
people. Og knows he has to fulfil his destiny and launches the
rocket, pausing to have sex with Meegat. The injured pilot dies,
but it still takes another hour before Avon and Cally manage
to regain control of the Liberator. Against his better judgement,
Og rescues Blake from the cavemen.
|Og orders a supercomputer through a
mail order catalogue, thus negating any danger the Liberator
crew might have got themselves into trying to steal one. The
Orac computer arrives and predicts the destruction of the Liberator.
Servalan tries to order a supercomputer, but finds that Og bought
the last one.
|Og figures out that Orac's prophesy
is really about the Liberator's sister ship blowing up, so he
does a pre-emptive raid on the system, using Orac to wreck their
computer system. The crew then celebrate by going to a convention
in Ashford, Kent, hence the episode title.
|Og takes the Liberator to Space City
so the crew can buy some recreational drugs from those nice
people in the Terra Nostra, who he finds are being blackmailed
by the Federation. The Terra Nostra and Og's group become allies
and issue a press release, but the Federation controlled press
release some story about two nutty kids who die from an overdose.
Vila meanwhile spends all his money in a brothel, but they get
the money back because the prostitutes pay Og for sex.
|Travis celebrates after killing Og,
but it turns out to be a clone. Servalan gets Carnell to help
her use another clone of Og to get Coser to hand over Imipak.
Og being a better psycho strategist than Carnell figures this
out and uses one of his agents, a slave girl called Rashel,
to befriend Coser and accompany him, thus throwing Carnell's
predictions out. Blake cocks things up and gets everyone marked
by Imipak. Thankfully, the cloned Og is so good it grows Og's
morals and promises to protect the trigger mechanism until it
can be destroyed. Carnell runs away to take up a new role as
a character in a Dr Who book.
|During a routine mission to free a planet
from Federation colonial rule, Blake cocks things up and gets
captured along with Vila, Jenna and Cally, who are all forced
to work bare chested down the mines. Og frees the captives in
the mines and meets the planet's boss Ro. He has sex with Ro
and convinces him to stand up to the Federation. The Liberator
is being attacked by three Federation pursuit ships. A brilliant
tactical manoueuvre by Og forces the pursuit ships to crash
into Horizon's defensive wall. Ro is so impressed by this that
he forms a fan club, which he names after his planet.
|B5: Pressure Point
|Og decides to attack central control
on Earth but Blake cocks things up by getting captured. Og rescues
Blake from the crypt and attacks central control having foolishly
believed Blake's intelligence that that is where it is. Travis
sets a trap, but the heroes escape though not before Gan is
hit on the head by falling masonry and looks doomed. Og rescues
him and saves his life. All our heroes escape back to the Liberator,
but Gan realises he has had enough of this lark so Og finds
Gan a nice safe planet to live on.
|Blake has made so many cockups lately,
that Og decides Blake needs a holiday and leaves him on a planet
to relax for a while. Travis is on trial. Og decides that it
would be better if Travis lived because he keeps messing up
Servalan's plans, so Og attacks the court room, letting the
space commander escape. Blake has cocked up his holiday by getting
involved with a symbionic relationship between the planet and
its fleas. The planet looks set to eat Blake, but Og rescues
|Og works out that they need a crystal
to help intercept Federation communications and so takes the
ship to Fosforon. While Og is on the planet negotiating the
purchase of the crystal, Blake finds a plague ship and lands
it by remote control on the planet. A plague breaks out, but
Og uses his medical knowledge to come up with a cure in record
time. The people on the base are so grateful, they give Og the
|Og decides stupidity runs in Blake's
family when he discovers Blake's cousin Inga has got herself
captured by Travis. Og being a humanitarian decides to rescue
her. When they get to Exbar, Blake says it is family business
and it should be he that goes down. Og agrees but insists he
takes Vila with him; Og wants someone sensible on the planet.
Blake cocks things up and gets Vila and himself captured. Avon
goes down to find out what is going on and gets captured too.
Og goes down and rescues them, but Jenna and Cally let Molok
take over the Liberator. Og teleports up and teleports Molok
into space. Og has sex with Inga and Jenna gets jealous.
|Og visits the rebel forces on Albian
in search of Provine who can tell them where central control
really is. Blake cocks things up and sets off the timing device
for a big bomb. Avon's brother-in-law turns up. Og leaves Avon
and Grant to patch up old differences, while Og goes to the
north pole and deactivates the bomb with one second to spare
(actually he could have done it with minutes to spare, but where's
the drama in that?). Avon and Grant have sex.
|B10: Voice from the Past
|Og is taking the crew on holiday to
Del-Ten but Blake cocks things up and gets possessed, diverting
everyone to a floating rock. Vila is upset. Og lets Blake go
down to the asteroid to get whatever it is out of his system.
Blake comes back with Travis wrapped in bandages. Og initially
assumed Blake had beaten him up, but then realised Travis had
fooled Blake into thinking he was a resistance leader. Travis
takes them to the Wembley Convention Centre where, surprise,
surprise, Servalan had laid a trap. But because Og knew what
was going on, they didn't fall for it.
|It turns out that a drunken ex-doctor
called Docholli knows where Star One is, so Og takes the crew
to Freedom City to find him. Og, Jenna and Cally teleport down
to a bar to look for him, but Travis has already found him.
Servalan, with her new henchhman Jarriere (the future ruler
of the universe), decides to go to Freedom City and kill Og
and Travis. While Jenna and Cally search for Dochollii, Og beats
the Klute at chess. Servalan plants a bomb in Travis's arm while
Og has sex with Jarriere. Everyone finds Docholli doesn't know
where Star One is. The others help Og take his winnings back
to the Liberator. Blake, unusually, made no cock ups in this
|B12: The Keeper
|And so to Goth, a place with two really
good letters at the start of its name, in search of the map
to Star One. Og, Jenna and Vila go down to the planet, leaving
Blake in charge on the Liberator. Blake cocks things up by moving
the ship just when they needed it to destroy Travis's ship when
Travis isn't on it. Jenna shags the king of Goth to get information;
Vila plays the fool. Og rescues them both, though Jenna seemed
to be enjoying herself _ she likes hairy men. Vila has to be
rescued from the dungeons where they find the old jester who
just happens to know where Star One is. Handy that.
|B13: Star One
|he "I love you virus reaches Star One
and starts messing up the controls, leading to plague, famine
etc in Federation worlds. Og goes to Star One to fix the virus
and take control. Blake wants to destroy it, but Og sacks Blake
for being an idiot and committing too many cockups. Blake leaves
the Liberator in a sulk. Og teleports down and realises the
Andromedans are in control. Og throws Travis down a well and
leads an Andromedan space vehicle into a cattle grid, where
it gets stuck. The Andromedans cancel the invasion. Blake sneaks
back to Star One and blows it up. Jenna goes back to Goth and
marries the king.
|OK, here's season three. Sarcophagus,
Ultraworld and Death-Watch were written by Matt
and the rest by Steve.
|The crew take a well deserved holiday.
Og goes to Sarran, where he stays with the Melanbys. The problem
is their other lodger is Servalan. Servalan kills Hal Melanby,
thus creating a lifetime (two season) enemy in daughter Dayna.
Og shags Lauren, who in wild ecstasy goes running on the beach
and gets killed by some nasty natives. Servalan tries to steal
Orac, but Og stops her and takes Dayna back to the ship. When
they arrive, they discover Mr Bronson and some teachers have
taken over the Liberator.
|Og gives Mr Bronson detention and retakes
control of the Liberator. He decides to keep teacher Tarrant
on the crew. Vila meets up with the Avalon robot, which has
been reprogrammed as a bounty hunter. Vila has sex with the
robot and her friend Zee. Cally and Servalan are in the same
ward at the local hospital. Og rescues Vila (who didn't want
to be rescued) and Cally (who did).
|The crew of the Liberator want somewhere
new to live, so Dayna says she knows this place that's dead
hot. It turns out to be a volcano. Og is not impressed with
Dayna's first week as a crew member. Tarrant cocks things up
and gets himself and Dayna captured. Og thinks this sounds very
familiar. Og rescues Dayna and Tarrant, but Cally and Orac get
captured. Og is getting bored, and he hasn't had sex for ages.
Og rescues Cally and Orac and they all escape just before the
planet blows up. Og thinks of Blake and Jenna fondly for the
first time in ages.
|C4: Dawn of the Gods
|Og takes the Liberator crew to investigate
a strange looking black hole. Tarrant cocks things up by flying
too close, and they all get dragged in. They find themselves
in the middle of an Auron fairy tale. Og has sex with Lord Thaarn;
during the heat of passion Og fools him into turning off the
control field so they can escape. Cally apologises for her people's
fairy tale and Og comforts her in the way only he can.
|C5: The Harvest of Kairos
|Og takes the Liberator crew to Kairos
to look up his old friend Brian the Spider. While down on the
planet, Tarrant cocks things up and lets the ship be captured
by Jarvik. Og finds an old space shuttle and uses it to recapture
the Liberator with help from a rock (come on, is that any less
believable than what happened in the televised version?). Og
takes Jarvik back down to Kairos for a threesome with Brian.
|C6: City at the Edge of the World
|Og decides to help Bayban open a door,
and this nice woman called Kerril falls in love with him. Og
shags Kerril on condition that she shags Vila afterwards, cos
Og realises Vila hasn't had any for a long time. Kerril agrees.
Og opens the door and then shags Bayban. Dayna finds a bomb
somewhere and blows something up. Kerril goes through the door
and locks it after her. Og realises that Bayban is going to
go ballistic, literally, so gets everyone out just in time.
|C7: Children of Auron
|Servalan is getting broody but, rather
than do the sensible thing and get pregnant by Og, she devises
a convoluted plan, involving plague, famine, etc, of raiding
the clone banks on Auron. Og sends Tarrant, Avon and Cally down
to the planet to sort things out, but Tarrant cocks things up
and gets all three captured. Meanwhile, Og comes up with a cure
for the plague. Og rescues his crew and steals Servalan's clone
embryos for use as condoms.
|C8: Rumours of Death
|Og decides to let himself be tortured
so he can find the top Federation torturer Shrinker. Og captures
Shrinker who tells him that Bartholomew was watching Avon. Og
takes the crew to Earth where they find that Bartholomew was
the email name for an old girlfriend of Avon's. She'd been using
it to hide the secret relationship she was having with Og at
the time. Avon is angry that Anna didn't tell him about Og so
they could have had a threesome, so Avon shoots Anna. When Servalan
sees Og, she ties herself to an old wall, hopefully. Og ignores
her and shags Avon to comfort him.
|The crew investigates an alien vessel,
but find they can't teleport back to the Liberator. Og heroically
teleports across and brings them back. No alien technology would
dare harm Og. Without Og's knowledge, the crew bring back an
alien artifact which immediately tries to take over Og. Og of
course is too mentally strong, so the alien egg possesses Cally
instead. As Avon and co. give into this alien super being, Og
saves the day. The alien wants to keep Og as her sex slave but
Og shags her, then discards her like a used rag. The alien,
distraught at losing Og, takes her own life, and all is well.
Og makes Dayna promise NEVER to sing again in his presence.
|After an artificial planet is discovered
by the crew, Og recommends ignoring it but Cally stupidly teleports
down, just to get Og's attention. Og teleports down to save
her, where he is met by three bald men who want to steal Og's
personality (now who among us wouldn't?). Og escapes with Dayna,
and then shags her for the bald men's entertainment. Og then
shags the bald men for Dayna's entertainment. Og then gets Orac
to make the core of Ultraworld implode. The core cannot cope
with the debauchery of Og's mind.
|Tarrant and Vila hitch a ride on a passing
troop carrier. Tarrant cocks up the mission by threatening Vila,
who goes off in a huff and has a threesome with Servalan and
Doran. Avon and Dayna teleport down but are captured. Og goes
down and sorts out the mess, rescuing two and prying Vila away
from Servalan and Doran. Vila is not pleased. Og discovers that
the computer is controlled by a little chap called Moloch. Og
was going to use Moloch as a condom, but realised he can't disconnect
him from the computer. Moloch is so distraught he teleports
himself onto Og's genitals, and promptly dies.
|C12 Death Watch
|The crew go to watch the Teal-Vandor
conflict on TV. Tarrant's brother (an Elvis impersonator) is
the champion of Vandor. After Elvis is made into soup, Og suspects
foul play and confronts Servalan. Og shags Servalan, who in
a fit of passion tells him of her evil plans to set the two
planets to all out war. Tarrant volunteers to fight and avenge
his brothers death, but Og knows you can't send a boy to do
a man's job, so Og goes himself to fight the android. The android
| falls in love with Og (as you do).
Og reprograms the Vinnie android to be a sex-bot and brings
him back to the Liberator for entertainment for himself and
the crew. Og is proclaimed the Champion of Vandor.
|Og is getting bored with Tarrant and
decides to hunt for Blake, tracking him down to a funny shaped
planet called Terminal. Tarrant gets wind of this and, out of
revenge, flies the Liberator through some space fungus. They
arrive at Terminal and Og starts making friends with the Links.
Avon discovers an underground Madame Tussauds with a waxwork
version of Blake. He realises they have been had. Avon tells
Og the news and Og comes up with a plan. He tells everyone to
abandon ship and sends a message to Servalan telling her she
can have it. Servalan, not one to look a gift horse in the mouth,
comes out from hiding on Terminal with her henchmen. Og gives
her some teleport bracelets. Vinnie the sexbot beams Servalan
and co to the Liberator and, as promised, she beams Vinnie back
to the planet. The space fungus destroys the Liberator, and
Og and the crew settle down to a peaceful existence on Terminal
|And here is season four. Matt wrote
Rescue, Orbit and Warlord and Steve wrote the rest.
|After Servalan booby traps the base,
Og heroically rescues Avon, Tarrant, Dayna and Vila. He is too
late to save Cally, but her last word is: "OGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG". Og seduces Dorian, and convinces Dorian
to take him and the rest of the crew off Terminal. Dorian likes
it rough and gets knocked unconscious during a session in the
sack with Og. The ship luckily is on autopilot and it takes
them all back to Dorian's base. Once they arive at Xenon, Soolin
is besotted with Og, and immediately suggests that her, Og and
Dorian go off to the bedroom. Og suspects there is more to Dorian
than meets the eye, so he follows him down to the wine cellar
when he goes to get a refill for Vila. Og finds that Dorian
is keeping a monster in his cellar, and that he intends to feed
the crew to it. Og wrestles the monster, skins it and makes
it into a nice pair of boots. Dorian promptly combusts. Og gets
better aquainted with Soolin
|Tarrant cocks things up and locks everyone
out of the room with the Scorpio. Vila tries to pick the lock
and fails. Og, not wanting to show Vila up, decides not to pick
the lock himself, though he could easily. Instead, Og puts his
diplomat hat on and reconciles the Hommicks and Seska, mainly
through a process of shagging. Og is impressed by Pella's deviousness
and is going to invite her to join the crew, but Avon cocks
things up by killing her. He guesses he'll have to settle for
Soolin. Og gets bored waiting for Vila to open the door, so
opens it for him.
|Og hears there is a new drug on the
market called Pylene-50. Keen to try some, he heads for Helotrix
where he believes there is a ready supply. Tarrant and Dayna
go down to find where to buy it. Servalan, heavily disguised
as Commissioner Sleer, is also looking to buy some drugs. Orac
cocks things up and gives their position away to Federation
forces. Tarrant and Dayna are beamed back up and they make a
quick exit. Og is furious. Call that a mission? No drugs and
no sex, what is going on?
|Og decides to take Scorpio to the Space
Rats for some work on its engine They show him a really neat
Stardrive they are working on. The Space Rats say Og can have
it providing he shags them all. Og dutifully obliges, but then
Dr Paxton insists Og takes her with him. Og agrees. While Dr
Paxton is installing the drive, Tarrant cocks things up and
presses the wrong button, killing Dr Paxton instantly. Avon
shows signs of early senility by immediately forgetting her
|Og realises he hasn't seen the folks
for ages, so he takes the Scorpio to Bucol-2 for a surprise
visit. Og introduces Dayna to Justin, but she realises that
they'd already met. Justin it turns out was an old friend of
Dayna's dad, and was also a bit of a perv, molesting the young
Dayna when he used to babysit. Dayna kills him. Dayna, feeling
distraught, rushes out into the woods and is captured by Federation
soldiers who take her to see Servalan. Servalan strips Dayna
naked and tortures her in a very graphic scene. Og rescues Dayna
and comforts her in the way Og does best. The rest of the crew
reluctantly teleport back to the ship; they had spent the time
this was going on in an orgy with Og's cousins.
|Tarrant goes on a routine mission to
fetch a scientist called Muller but cocks things up and brings
back his homicidal robot instead. The android is trying to find
Orac so they can mate, but Orac is none to keen; not its type.
Besides, Orac prefers to be taken out to dinner, given flowers
and chocolates etc first. Orac tries - successfully - to get
off with Soolin instead. At first she said it wouldn't know
where to start, but then she shows it. Orac is pleased. Og blows
up the robot.
|Servalan hires a professional assassin
called Cancer to kill Og. Og pretends to be a slave to find
out more information. The bidding on Og at the slave auction
goes so high it causes the collapse of stock markets across
the galaxy and the auction has to be called off, thus providing
Og with the opportunity to escape. With information from another
slave, Og tracks Cancer's ship where they find Cancer is using
the old ploy of getting an actor to pretend to be Cancer while
Cancer pretends to be a slave called Piri. Og spots this straight
away, but Tarrant is completely fooled and even falls in love
with Piri. Soolin tries to figure this out but realises she
can't stand and think at the same time. Og shags Cancer (disguised
as Piri) and in the heat of passion she confesses what she has
done and changes her hairstyle. When Cancer realises she can't
have Og as a sexual plaything, she kills herself with one of
her own poisonous crabs.
|Og takes the crew to Mecron II to get
some feldon crystals. By strange coincidence, Servalan also
heads for Mecron II to find out who has been stealing feldon
crystals. The mine is run by a guy called Belkov who is shagging
his computer, but when he meets Og he ditches the computer in
favour of the great hairy one. The computer is upset about this
and tries to win the affections of Og by telling him how to
get past the orbiter's defence mechanism. However, it turns
out that Og didn't need the computer's help as he is very good
at playing games and quite easily gets through all the levels
himself. At first it looks like there are no crystals, but Og
finds them and teleports back to Scorpio, where he finds Tarrant
has cocked things up and flown near a black hole. Og gets the
Scorpio to fire on some crystals thus creating a blast that
counters the effect of the black hole.
|Og takes the crew to Virn in search
of a energy source. By strange coincidence, Servalan also heads
for Virn to find her ex-lover. Og and Tarrant teleport down,
but Tarrant cocks things up and gets shot. Tarrant beams back
up. Og and Servalan meet and Og tells her that he's sussed out
the sand is alive and is going to influence them mentally to
make them shag each other. Servalan says in that case why wait,
and gets her kit off. Og and Servalan do the business. Back
on Scorpio, Tarrant's cock up is worse than they thought as
he has brought some of the sand back with him. Pretty soon they
are all naked having a mass orgy on the flight deck. After Og
has finished with Servalan, he beams back up and joins in.
|Og decides that Dayna and Tarrant are
cocking things up too much, so he sends them on a cruise. While
they are on board the Space Princess, they find it is also carrying
large amounts of gold. Tarrant sends a message to Og to let
him know, and Og gets the gang together and they set off to
steal it. Unsurprisingly, Tarrant has cocked things up as they
discovered when they got the gold on board Scorpio. It was really
black gold. Tarrant, says never mind, he knows someone who will
buy it. Og is dubious, but goes along with it. Tarrant cocked
things up again. The buyer was Servalan and she bought it with
confederate money. Come back Blake, said Og, all is forgiven.
|D 11 Orbit
|Avon, Og, Tarrant and Vinnie the sexbot
transport down to Maladar to meet Egrorian and his lover Pinder.
Egrorian wants to swap Vinnie the sexbot for a device that can
blow up planets. Avon thinks it's a good deal, but Og has made
a fake Vinnie for the trade. Og seduces and shags both Pinder
and Egrorian, but neither know that the other was seduced as
well. On the shuttle back to the Scorpio, the crew discover
that it cannot reach it's destination. Someone or something
has to be jettisoned so they can survive. Avon wants to throw
out the real sexbot, but Og disagrees, saying Tarrant is the
least useful member of the crew and therefore should be the
first out the airlock. Avon finally agrees. Og has Tarrant by
the hair ready to throw him, when he discovers a neutron star
particle to throw out instead. Og saves the day, and they make
it back to Scorpio. Egrorian discovers that their Vinnie is
a fake, and will not perform the degrading acts he wants. Pinder
discovers that Og shagged Egrorian as well and then kills himself
and Egrorian with Hoffal's irradiation
|Og, annoyed with Avon's increasing psychosis
and growing penchant for leather, decides to take control and
start an alliance to stand against the Federation and wear silly
hairdos. Zukan, the leader of Betafarl, is the final one to
join after Og seduces him and bangs him rotten. Og then shags
Zeeona, breaking Tarrant's heart. Og goes with Avon and Soolin
to Betafarl, leaving Zeeona behind. Og suspects foul play from
Zukan after Zukan discovers Og was shagging his daughter. Zukan,
believing his daughter to have run off with Og blows up Xenon
Base. Poor Zeeona is trapped with Tarrant - a fate worse than
death. After a torrid sexual encounter, they arrive at Betafarl
where Avon and Soolin walk blindly into a trap. Og rescues them
easily and they make their way back to Xenon. Servalan severley
damages Zukan's ship when she discovers he has shagged Og. Poor
Servalan was very protective of her relationship with Og. Og
says he will rescue Zukan if he has any other sons or daughters
he can shag. Zukan only has one offspring, so Og leaves Zukan
to die and heads back to Xenon. Og with his bare hands then
digs out those trapped in the rubble of Xenon. After Og refuses
to marry her, Zeeona commits suicide.
|Og takes the crew to Cheddar Prime in
search of Gan, who he wants back on the crew to act as a stabilising
influence. Tarrant cocks things up and crashes the Scorpio on
the planet. Og discovers that Blake and Jenna are living on
the planet. Jenna has left the king of Goth and is now shacked
up with Blake. When she finds Og is here, Jenna gives Blake
the elbow. Blake recruits the Vinnie sexbot to his cause. The
Vinnie sexbot turns out to have secret Federation programming
and betrays Blake. Tarrant cocks things up by convincing Og
that Blake is really the betrayer. Og is just about to shoot
Blake. Have you betrayed me, he asks. No, says Blake. Oh, that's OK then, says Og, who turns
and shoots Tarrant. >Vila turns the Vinnie sexbot off before
it cause any more trouble. Gan arrives and everyone lives happily